Why A – Roid Why?

February 9, 2009

Alex,
Come on!

You’ve been beat up by Tek, played slap hands in the playoffs, ripped an MVP away from Papi, hit a GWHR off Paps on a night I stayed in the pouring rain to watch it, and various other incidents. I’ve purposely never drafted you for a fantasy team because you were the one player i could not bear to have on my team.

But I respected you. I respected your ability, your talent, and your consistency.

You will always be tainted.

Will the clean slugger please stand up?