The relatives have the same problem I do…extra zucchini, so some novel ideas on how to get rid of it.
I “found” a zuke the other day that was 18 inches long, 17 inches around and must weigh 7 pounds…
You could make zucchini pie, which is delicious…or you could use an M80, and blow the thing into zuke puddin…
there is always enough smaller zucchini for pie.
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